A blog about John travolta

The rumor is John Travolta may be leaving the Church of $cientology, stemming from the death of his son. This may be a problem though, as all Church members are required to take "audits" on a regular basis. These audits are similar to confession...except the Church keeps detailed records of everything said and uses it as blackmail material against people who don't toe the line. So, you may being saying to yourself, "LOL, let the fucker crash and burn! I still have nightmares about Battlefield: Earth." *pause to throw up a little*

That is a perfectly normal knee-jerk reaction. However, focus on the big picture. This is the Co$ we're talking about here. Have you already forgotten what they did? Their one true crime against humanity? Do you remember? I'm talking about Issac Hayes! I''M TALKING ABOUT CHEF DAMMIT! Do you remember the songs? Do you remember the laughter? Do you remember the salty chocolate balls? I do. The halcyon days before that fruity little club scrambled his brains.

This is what I want you to do. Keep 'Get Shorty' firmly in mind, follow the link below, and do the right thing.

http://itsokjohn.com/

Second Coming: Delayed for at least 9 months

http://news.aol.com/article/texas-police-say-woman-kills-baby-eats/588892

It all makes sense from a biblical perspective.